If they ever start a religion where the Holy Trinity is Profanity, Self-Reference, and The Rule of Three, fucking count me in.
This is the best possible use of the “Papyrus” font.
YouTube can now automatically transcribe the audio in videos. But, it doesn’t work very well…
…oh, you know what? I actually just went back and checked and this is actually what Matt was saying. Nevermind.
In 1989, Charles Geschke and John Warnock were sitting around their San Jose offices wishing there was some way to superimpose Darth Vader onto a photo of a cat running. Photoshop was released 4 months later.
What is “The Lulz”? I’ll take “Obscene Websites” for 1000 Alex.
I went to this Tumblr reading at Housing Works last Friday. It was fun, and I ended up being in the background of a lot of photos taken that night.
Not because I wanted to, I am just a very tall person. I tend to stand out in a crowd.
I am a monster.
Sue me if I go too fast.


