Jim figured out that you can suggest people become a fan of something without actually becoming a fan of it yourself.
He plans on taking advantage of this. He’s calling it “the new poke.”
For iamsosorry.
This is an awesome hat. I wish that I owned it, cause I would wear it around Brooklyn and shout about Tauntauns and AT-AT Walkers attacking from the west.
via dbsw
You know it’s going to be a good day when you get to work and you have a new email from somebody named Rambo Dong.
GPOYTWAFMW - Gratuitous post of your tattoo wearing a fake mustache Wednesday.
I was at Best Buy last night, spending some birthday money, when I noticed this sitting on the fire extinguisher right before the checkout. Someone made it almost all the way up to the counter thinking that they needed to own Crank 2: High Voltage, and then at the last second decided otherwise. I wonder what made them change their mind.
I might be the only New Yorker who is missing the season 6 premier tonight. It makes my heart ache to think about having the Internet ruin it for me tomorrow.
via caro
Jaime: what are your thoughts on salinger/catcher in the rye?
Tanner: loved it when i was 15…
Tanner: now i just sorta wish salinger would die.
Jaime: you know he just did, right?
Tanner: WHAT?!
Jaime: oh man.
Jaime: are you serious?
Tanner: jaime…
Tanner: what do i do for a living?
Jaime: make me feel stupid.
Tanner: what else?
Jaime: you seem good enough at that that you don’t need anything else.
Tanner: i surf the internet.
Jaime: i know.
Jaime: shut up.
Tanner: i sit here, and take in information all day…
Jaime: how do i know you weren’t photoshopping a tampon or something?
Jaime: you could’ve been busy with that.
Tanner: …on the biggest and fastest information delivery service known to man.
Jaime: okay fuck you and shut up.
Jaime: go photoshop some more menstrual products.
We are all guilty. The blood is on all of our hands. (No incidental menstruation reference intended.)
The collision of birthdays and facebooks.

