December 2008
6 posts
New Year's plans
tr: U going out for new years tonight?
jb: Board games with iCaters. U?
tr: sick, might go meet up with shana, but she doesn't want to go to times square and i want to.
jb: Carson daily, ryan seacrest, anderson cooper, kathy griffin, and the r0tten corpse of clark's dick... Sigh.
tr: LOL out loud, Clark's dick corpse.
Dec 31st
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best of two thousand and ape
I am back home from Minnesota, and I am sick. It seems to happen every time I fly, and I suspect it has something to do with the Clonazepam I need to take for my fear of flying. Except this time it seems to have ushered in some sort of flu, i am barfy and freezing cold, despite the apartment being 90 degrees. That all sucks very much because I wanted to go out tomorrow night and get SUPER DRUNK to...
Dec 31st
A very vin diesel xXx-mas
it was christmas yesterday, and i am in minnesota with my grandparents celebrating the birth of Santa Christ (is that correct?) i got new glasses and an HD Flip Minio Camera, which is amazing and shoots these little HD videos instantly. Which is going to come in handy when Cloverfield or Diary of the Dead goes down in real life. which it will. seriously. (i can’t fucking wait) When I was...
Dec 27th
The Death of Laughter
Today Jim and I were feeling a little festive, so we decided to watch a holiday film or 2, and inevitably, a bet was made to find the worst Christmas film made, watch it, and write an academic analysis of said film. It was a toss up between Black Christmas and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure. I think it’s obvious which film Jim chose for...
Dec 15th
snl
tonight hugh laurie is hosting snl, with kanye as the musical guest. i decided that instead of watching it, i would watch an episode of house, listen to some 808 and heartbreak, and watch jizz in my pants, and be a lot more entertained than i would have had i actually watched snl.
Dec 14th
a show about geniuses like me
i quit my job, for lots of reasons, mostly it sucked commuting to harlem (far north side of manhattan) from bay ridge (lower south side of Brooklyn) everyday for a part time job. The appeal of a part-time job was that I’d have plenty of time to work on web stuff so that I can find a job doing that stuff sometime soon. I was leaving late everyday, and my 6 hour day was actually a 9+ hour...
Dec 9th