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noahmchugh:

itty:

When it gets long, he starts trapping furs and hiding small woodland creatures in there.

questions?

It’s just a simple survival technique. 

Jeez, I wonder what anonymous person asked that question…

“Ironically, today, you’re more likely to find the phrase on Twitter, where people can direct things towards each other’s electronic faces rather than their actual, real faces.” *

Jaime is now a contributor for The Awl, which is exciting and awesome so make sure to go congratulate her. She is writing about being a vegetarian and eating locally and that sort of thing.

This morning, she and I were trying to come up with some titles for her column, which ended up being called “Meet Your Vegetables”. That’s a fine title and all, but here were some of my suggestions (I’m not sure why they were not selected):

• VegetaThrill
• Veg-Fist
• Green Guerilla
• Vegetakill
• The Cutting Veg
• The Veggie Table
• The Veg of Reason
• VegetaBoner
• I Don’t Hate Jews, But I Love Vegetables.

I guess my point is, if you ever need help naming anything, let me know and I can send pure gold like this your way.