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merlin:

Career Opportunities

No question. So far, this is the best one.

Appreciate her line of vision and expression; it’s like she’s watching Lynn Swann catch a Hail Mary and dreaming of a future career.

“Someday, I’ll be sliced into breakfast meat and admired by a pig-child. Someday…”

Exactly, kid, you’re the football; not the guy who catches it.

Also, technically, you’ll only “work in the supermarket” for a day or two. It’s a career with a high — what? — burn-out rate, I guess.