Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author

Herman Hesse

People that own one straw chair in their house.

Chuck Klosterman

Boys who don’t read.

Dan Brown

People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.

Margaret Atwood

Women whose favorite color is hunter green.

William Faulkner

People who are good at crosswords.

George Orwell

Conspiracy theorists (too easy).

Aldous Huxley

People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.

Ernest Hemingway

Men who own cottages.

Cormac McCarthy

Men that don’t eat cream cheese.

Thomas Aquinas

Premature ejaculators.

H.P. Lovecraft

People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.

READ THE WHOLE LIST.

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    LOL I’m reading Woolf atm
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    I don’t want to take care of a dying grandparent. ANYWAY. This list just made my day. Haha.
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    Sylvia Plath Girls who keep journals (too easy). Vladimir Nabokov Men who use words like ‘dubious’ and ‘tenacity’. Lewis...
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    Oscar Wilde People who can’t resist anything. See also, people who claim they’re going to change but never do.
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    I am a workaholic seeking validation (Ayn Rand) and a person who likes good music (Haruki Murakami). I swear there...
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    Jeffrey Eugenides Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger. Chuck Klosterman Boys who don’t read. Chuck...
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    The Richard Dawkins stereotype is so true of me, lol.
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    this is fucking hilarious but i resent the assumption that i would like the foo fighters just because i enjoy cocaine...
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    J.K. Rowling Smart geeks....keep journals (too easy). Alice Sebold
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    Haruki Murakami & Lewis Carroll, so basically I like good music and moved to thailand after high school for drugs. While...
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    (fujiidom/aconstantache...J.K. Rowling Smart geeks. Chuck Palahniuk Boys who can’t read....
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    (fujiidom / aconstantache...Jeffrey Eugenides Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they...
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    (aconstantache / avania / tweexcore)...The truth of this is EPIC.
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    lolololol. These were really good. I especially liked the Orwell and Huxley ones. And the Salinger and Pynchon ones.
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    quietshh: tweexcore:...Laughing so much. SO good. Jeffrey Eugenides Girls who didn’t get...
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    Hahaha everything...applies to me is on...longer list but,...
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    So I’m supposed to be a lesbian or what? LOL… Does the person who made this know that Virginia Woolf was lesbian? Not...
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    day! XD Have fun sorting your cicle of friend and acquaintances.
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    LAUGHING. FOREVER.
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    Kind of simple, but humorous.
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    lavenderlines:isabelthespy:jodib:tweexcore:
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    Michael Chabon People who hate Ayelet Waldman. Well. Love and hate, actually.
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    true especially the
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    quietshh:tweexcore:...Jeffrey Eugenides Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were...
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    Haha. Hell yeah, Murakami.
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    Haruki Murakami People who like good music. uyeh. kapal muks. tawang tawa ako sa iba, yung iba di ko na kilala haha.
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    Haruki Murakami People who like good music.
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    Stephen King. 11th graders...peed their pants while watching the movie It.
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    RLS isn’t there: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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    Going based off this: no, my favorite color is not hunter green, it is navy blue, and…yeah, men who can’t lie but will...
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    jodib:tweexcore: I’ll include my favorites…although JD Salinger is tough because I hate catcher in
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    runningred:jonquille:lavenderlines:jodib:tweexcore:...Sylvia Plath Girls who keep journals...
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    They don’t have my favourite author, Nelson DeMille,so I fall back to Bret Easton Ellis… and I am not a Foo Fighters...
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    Gabriel Garcia Marquez Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth. This...
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    am apparently a Liar. (I guess...am if bull-shit counts
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    Haruki Murakami People who like good music. I’ll take it.
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    Ralph Waldo Emerson People...can start a fire. Nathaniel Hawthorne People
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    Seriously laughing right now. Some of this shit is so true.
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    So, the Harper Lee one is spot-on. And I know because my fave book is To Kill a Mockingbird, it is basically the only...
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    I wonder, if I read this backwards, will that help me find the author I *should* be reading? If so, that means that as a...
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    My favorites on the list are J.K. Rowling and Chuck Klosterman, so apparently I’m a smart geek who doesn’t read? LOL...
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    hate Ayelet Waldman. Hahahahahaha.
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    This one cracked me up:...I’m a J.D. Salinger/ J.K. Rowling gal myself. Which apparently...
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    Jeffrey Eugenides: DING DING DING! We have a winner. Spot on, lamely enough. I love how I got excited when I saw my...
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    I’m a spot on Nin and Atwood. Maybe I need to branch out. The Thompson one is perfect! I hate philosphy majors. Why so...
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    don’t fit in (duh). Stephanie Meyer People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv
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    Some of these are...little worrying. What
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    whole list is even funnier. There are some good ones.
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    this is fabulous!
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    This is fantastic. My favorite:...hate Ayelet Waldman.
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    Funny list. The first couple of authors I thought of as my favorites (Alfred Bester, Irvine Welsh, Philip K. Dick) do...
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    This is effing hilarious. Look at whose favorite author V.
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    Herman Hesse People...own one straw chair in their house. Chuck Klosterman Boys who don’t...
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    I am apparently unstereotypable? tweexcore:
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    like good music.
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    …I just wanna throw out the fact that I picked Mark Twain before I even began reading this list and I feel like a bad...
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    I’M A BOY WHO CAN’T READ, KEEPS A JOURNAL, LIKES BONDAGE, AND IS A SMART GEEK?
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    Anais Nin: Librarians. OK, BUT SEXY LIBRARIANS, RIGHT? also for me see: foo fighters fans (D:), can quote comic book guy...
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    best thing ever.
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    sadly as i have neither an ARM mortgage nor a gift for crosswords the faulkner & fitzgerald ones aren’t even close to me...
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    Though I DO love...isn’t really truetrue for me) this
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    HAHAHA. So true. :D
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    I laughed my ass off at
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