1. Herman Hesse

    People that own one straw chair in their house.

    Chuck Klosterman

    Boys who don’t read.

    Dan Brown

    People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.

    Margaret Atwood

    Women whose favorite color is hunter green.

    William Faulkner

    People who are good at crosswords.

    George Orwell

    Conspiracy theorists (too easy).

    Aldous Huxley

    People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.

    Ernest Hemingway

    Men who own cottages.

    Cormac McCarthy

    Men that don’t eat cream cheese.

    Thomas Aquinas

    Premature ejaculators.

    H.P. Lovecraft

    People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.

    READ THE WHOLE LIST.

     
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