I never said it would be easy; I only said it would be awesome.
Herman Hesse
People that own one straw chair in their house.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Dan Brown
People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.
Margaret Atwood
Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
William Faulkner
People who are good at crosswords.
George Orwell
Conspiracy theorists (too easy).
Aldous Huxley
People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.
Ernest Hemingway
Men who own cottages.
Cormac McCarthy
Men that don’t eat cream cheese.
Thomas Aquinas
Premature ejaculators.
H.P. Lovecraft
People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.
LOL I’m reading Woolf atm
I don’t want to take care of a dying grandparent. ANYWAY. This list just made my day. Haha.
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